A Great story..

Just shut up and read!

Tak lama dulu ada seorang Melayu yang ingin makan lauk ketam. Pada pagi tu dia pergilah ke pasar borong dan berjalan ke satu kedai milik Cina yang menjual ketam.

Melayu: Apek! Itu ketam ada jual ka?

Cina: Ada…ada…lu mau ketam Cina ka ketam Melayu?

Melayu: Aik! Ketam pun ada Melayu dengan Cina ka apek? Cuba lu tunjuk mana ketam Melayu, mana ketam Cina?

Cina: Itu sana dalam bekas ada tutup…ketam Cina.... sana dalam bekas tak ada tutup…ketam Melayu la….

Melayu: Apa pasal ketam Cina apek kasi tutup.... ketam Melayu apek tak kasi tutup?

Cina: Itu ketam Cina kalau satu ekor keluar.... ketam lain pun diajar macam mana boleh keluar dari bekas. Nanti lama-lama semua ketam pandai macam mana mau keluar dari bekas. Jadi semua keluar la.

Melayu: Ketam Melayu tak itu macam ka?

Cina: Ketam Melayu, kalau satu ekor keluar yang lain kasi tarik itu kaki ketam tadi… jangan kasi keluar. Dia mau dia sekor saja keluar…yang lain biar dalam bekas. Kalau dia sudah keluar, dia terus lari, tak mau ajar yang lain macam mana mau keluar.


Dr. Rozaini told me this story during Incineration class last year and suddenly it came to me! No matter who you are what century we are in, but Melayu tak mudah lupa because they will always be Melayu with the same characteristic for eternity..

p/s: nasib baik aku jawa tok tok~~~ lol~~

Knocking on my door~~~

Ola!

I haven't been posting a lot of blog lately. Any how i think my mating season has come again~~

Although it sound spooky hihi.. but I just can't get rid of my mating instinct. I think it has something to do with my hormone because lately I have been having my mood swing and a lot of zits on my face! darn~~~

So the story is about this guy I have been having a huge crush on! I don't do anything to get him at all because that is just not my style. I am the kind of person who would pay a visit to Mr Google and type "His" name in the box right in the middle of the page. In a lay man language I am more of a virtual stalker la~

The result scares me a lot! He is just the PERFECT GUY!!!

1. cool hobby -CHECK-

2. cute face -CHECK-

3. engineer -CHECK-

4. artistic -CHECK-

5. chubby -CHECK-

6. financially stable -CHECK-

7. single -CHECK-

the list can goes on and on with him complying every specification.

Based on my research he is the kind that can be specified as "Trying too hard" when he likes a certain girl. It's kinda scares me that it might be what he is lacking off.

To make things more interesting, I had a dream last night. It's not just about him but also about his behavior of being a trying too hard person. Here is what happen in my fantasy land~~

We were just at the beginning of our relationship and after only a couple of days together, he has brought me to meet his huge family. When I was at his parents house I felt accepted by his sisters and mother (not that I know anything about his family - it's just my fantasy after all). Both of us were very satisfied with the meeting and that day ends happily.

The next day, since I was still tired of the excitement of meeting his family the day before, I stayed at my home and do nothing. Then, all of a sudden, I received a text from him saying that he is on the way to Batu Pahat and meet my parents without me! I felt so warm after that because I believe that this guy is trying his best to be part of my life.

But then came this cold feeling where I am suppose to go to work! So i had to check the clock and I realized that I woke-up half an hour later than the usual! it's all because of that dream making me feel all comfortable on my bed!

p/s to those men who has their brain in the gutter! this is not a wet dream okay!

Have a good day~~ Below are the pictures of my niece trying to swim with the fish~~

This is Sarah standing next to the fish pond

This is Sarah trying to swim with the fish. My brother is trying to stop her and not encouraging her~~

Emptyness and Fullness

Btw the words I used in the title of this post do not exist in the dictionary. So, please do not re-use it in any proper sentences.

I want to tell a small tiny story about my life. I have dumped my boyfriend for almost 4 months now. So, for 4 months I do not have a shoulder to cry on every time when I'm lonely or sad. But for the last 3 months I have moved in with my family and I have my niece to keep me occupy, my sister in law that I can hangout with and my brother to lepak with.

Even so, somewhere deep inside my tiny heart that is filled with FAT there is a small whole that can't be filled.

I tried to fill it in before but it doesn't work! How on earth that I can't see that he cannot fill it in?? He's just too "skema" for me! Then, now I have no intention at all to find the replacement to fill this emptyness within me.

But...

These couple of days...

All of a sudden I feel like it is being filled. But the huge question is..

WHO ON EARTH FILLING IN THAT PARTICULAR SPOT???

HOW COME I MYSELF DON'T KNOW WHO IS THE PERSON???

so, to that particular guy.. I you feel like you have been filling in the emptyness in my heart please inform me... Because I don't know why I feel "bahagia" like I'm up in cloud 9~~

Not so straight!

I have encountered with some physically perfect guys recently. Most of them I might classify as HOT! but, in the end, when I observe the way they walk...ALAMAK! KANTOI! LENTIK!. This is a true story and if you don't believe me, try to check out those hot men you see in IKEA and any gym near you.

I have been discussing this matter with people around me and most of the time we are going to come to the conclusion where gay guys are HOT.

Anyway, there is a GIGANTIC but here!

I was googling on the Royal Malaysian Navy logo and this is the picture that I ends up with...

OOOKKKAAAYYY

this is just disgusting! This picture is being posted in a blog saying that they are gay. So, i ends up doing some research on them through lots of blog and I ends up with loads more images of both of them smooching around!

Luckily I did not find their naked pictures! Or else I'll be single for the rest of my LIFE!!!

Any how~~ the result of my little research come to the conclusion that there are ugly gay men out there! Below are more images of them smooching!!! Enjoy~~~~

Ayoo!!!

Owh man!

I think the fat one is the receiving end!

They even went for a holiday together!

I'am sorry if this post is annoying, no one force you to read it on the first place! :-P

The pictures posted above are from this blog:

http://www.noktahhitam.com/malaysian-gay-marine-tldm.html

What a small world!

This might be one of those gedik post and if you don't like it just don't read it! I am not forcing anyone to do so!

I just one to tell a story on how small this world we are living in.

I was driving to work last Friday and I saw a pearl coloured Toyota Camry. All my life there's only one person I know drives this car. I used to check out his car everytime I drove nearby to his car park. Wanna know why?? Because I know, deep down inside me I have a feeling for him but I can never have him due to a lot of constraints. Ever since I graduated, I have reduced one of the constraints *wink* (sesiapa yg faham tu pura2 tak faham ye).

So, when I saw that white Camry last Friday, I remembered him. I even tried my best remembering his registration number. The I said to myself "Lame dah tak nampak kereta tu". After that I resume my life the usual way without the memory of him.

The weirdest thing happen yesterday. I had a date with my BFF, Timah in Bangi. We were suppose to meet in an Ayam Percik restaurant, but since I'm new in KL, I don't know where the heck the restaurant is. Then, I was lost and ends up in some housing area in Bandar Baru Bangi. While I was looking for a proper place to make a U-turn.

Then...

I saw...



Initially I just notice the car, then I saw the registration number. It took me a while to digest the information. After refreshing my memory then I remember. IT'S HIS CAR!!!. Then I cursed a lot because how on earth that I can see that car in Bangi after thinking about it the day before?? And the owner of the car is suppose to be in Johore???@$#%$

Then for confirmation I text him and he himself was shocked on how on earth I know that he is in Bangi. The he said to me what a small world. Well yes! It is a small world!

Tempe-tempe-tempe

Di malam yang sunyi ini, aku terasa nak makan tempe dgn sambal kicap! I started with aku teringat rasa tempe goreng resepi ibu aku yg letak ketumbar dan jintan bersama garam, kunyit, dan halia. Lepas tu, sambal kicap pulak! Sambal kicap ibu yg pekat, manis dan pedas! Kombinasi dua makanan ini buat aku terliur sekarang!





Dulu time sekolah rendah, mak cik kantin selalu goreng tempe. Mase tu bumbunye cume garam dan kunyit je. Sekeping 20 sen je kot! aku selalu beli sampai seringgit. Letak dalam plastik air yg lusinar tu. Pas tu banjir dgn sambal kicap. Walaupun sambal kicap makcik tu tak pekat tapi yg penting pedas! Pas tu aku makan sampai kotor baju sekolah aku. Dah la kuah kicap tu hitam baju sekolah pulak putih. Kalau baju sekolah aku ad bekas sambal kicap tu adalah biasa. Seingat aku time kt sekolah ni lah aku belajar makan tempe goreng dgn sambal kicap.


Since baju sekolah aku selalu ad stain sambal kicap, ibu aku pun tau la aku suke makan tempe. Ever since tu, kalau ayah pergi pasar hari ahad mesti beli tempe. Ibu goreng pas tu wat ratah mcm tu je! Sedap gle!

Nenek pun tau aku suke tempe. Kalau balik kampung, atuk mesti pergi kt simpang beli tempe. Nenek pun goreng pas tu aku makan dgn ape lagi sambal kicap nenek! Asyik banget!

One thing about johor, kat celah mane pun pergi mesti ad tempe! Kt kedai nasi berlauk tgh hari di sekitar johor, mesti ad sepinggan besar tempe dgn tahu goreng. Kat kedai goreng pisang pun mesti ad tempe goreng celup tepung. Kedai jual breakfast pun tetap ad tempe. Selama 23 tahun hidup di muka bumi ni. The whole time aku spent kat dalam negeri johor sampai la aku dapat kerje. Sekarang dah almost 4 bulan kt Selangor, dah lame gle aku tak jumpe tempe!

I need my tempe!

Untuk hiasan post ini aku letak some of gambar tampe yg aku google images. Looking at these images dah buat aku terliur sgt2! Tempe is the best!

Someone please convince me that i'm straight!!!

Hye!

I am pretty much sure I am straight! Why?? These are the reasons:

1. I check out cute guys (like all the time!)
2. I am having a HUGE crush on someone at this very moment
3. I had boyfriends before
4. I wear girl clothes
5. I constantly say "He is HOT" every time I watch Fahrin Ahmad on tv.
6. I flirt around a lot! (Bangla jual safety shoes pun aku boleh flirt!)

But something struck me just now!!! This is what happen:

I was stuck in a traffic jam on my way home from work. I was switching to other station since Red fm is playing WAKA WAKA (I hate this song!!). Then I decided to stop at Hot fm. While listening to it, then it happen!!

They played Nadia's- Salam Untuk Kekasih. (Watch the video below)

Then I started sing along and I almost cried!!! It's not because I remembered about any of my ex but I was thinking bout Erni Zuliana!!! The time we spent together flashes in my memory and the worst part is how we ended our days together with some stupid fight!!! Dammit!!

Then I realized, am I a lesbian??? Dammit!! I cried while listening to a sad love song over a girl friend! It's scary!!

While typing these words I remembered one more thing. I start my day at the office by giggling and texting with Timah. When Pian saw me giggling at every text message, he said that and I quote "Someone is in love this morning" NOOOOOOOO!!!!

Please...I want to be straight! Why do these things happen on the same day???